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No, according to trad wives, it’s exceedingly “vain and vapid” to even discuss such a thing. There is division among them, however, as to whether or not a mom can instead be “pretty” or “beautiful” (while still feeling a healthy dose of shame, of course), and even then, some dismiss this notion outright, claiming that encouraging others toward this aspirational goal is actually cruel and inhumane and that they’re not jealous at all. But since not all moms “bounce back,” no one should be discussing this topic openly. Least of all a mom who’s actually done it four times. But also, you should still be submissive to your husband and make yourself look exactly however he wants you to look—as long as it’s not hot, and as long as you don’t have to lose any weight. Because , it actually means you have an eating disorder. And that your husband is a pedophile.
The body positivity movement has wrecked American moms. Scroll on Instagram for even two seconds and you’ll find reels of moms proudly displaying jiggling rolls, muffin tops, saddlebags, and cellulite overlaid with some uninspired, trite quote such as: “Love your body!”, “It’s just a body!”, “Your body is a gift!”, “Be unflattering!”, “You decide what’s hot!”, “Who cares what others think!”, “Eat the cheeseburger!” As you can see, no one in the body positivity sphere actually knows what they’re talking about because no single individual can even agree with themselves. The one thing they can agree on, however, is that their own children are perfectly suitable sacrificial scapegoats to carry the blame for their mother’s own lack of self-control, unattractiveness, and state of disease.
If you want to be a hot mom, you have to do what a hot mom does. And to do that, you have to think like a hot mom thinks. Do you need to lose weight but lack the self-control to abstain from sweets? Throw them out. They’re not serving you. They are not for you at this time and place in your journey. A hot mom creates an environment of success—and that environment starts with her mind.
The mystique and intrigue that surrounds being a hot mom is free entertainment. Trad wives will accuse you of everything from faking your own timeline and pregnancies to being a CIA asset.
I know my mom is beautiful and that she has the body of a teenager. In fact, I’m proud of it, and hope that as I get older I will find that I have been blessed with similar genes. But, it can become irritating when guy friends constantly remind me that she’s a “MILF.” Usually, guys with enough balls (or who are douchey enough) to say a thing like this are quite good looking, and I wish they would stop drooling over my mother and start paying attention to me. Having a hot mom has taught me how to cope with jealousy by not comparing myself to others. My mom might be beautiful, but truly, everyone is beautiful in their own way.
