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But to be a fucking former science woman and choose to do porn, that takes balls. Why slave away in a lab being a rat when you can dress up as a rat and be a slave to your master? And then like, make a shit ton of money in the process. This chick, MonaLita, is a special kind of breed. It almost makes me want to respect her and take her out for coffee before I plow. So, in a way, MonaLita is making me a better person by proxy. Wasn’t expecting my morals and values to be questioned today, thank you very much. But now I’m at a crossroads. If a chick this hot exists and is also smart, what have I been doing with the overgrown yet insatiably hot monkey brains? Maybe it’s time for a new leaf where some form of dating or courting is in order to get the privilege of pussy. I’m getting bored with the easy chicks anyway. It’s the same day in, day out. Without a good challenge, my penis is growing but my spirit isn’t.
The bottom line is, MonaLita, you’re not making me hard. But what you are doing is making me curious. You bang enough easy low IQ babes and it starts to get stale. I need me some adventure. Plus, this chick could probably carry me on her back with no issue. A new power dynamic play perhaps. The ass was giving me a raging boner and the abs are making it go bye-bye into turtle mode once again. But who knows, I’ve rubbed the little dude on females and their glorious parts for decades, maybe little ol’ porn dude should get some adventure once in a while. Except for feet. I’m not rubbing my cock on feet. No shame for the footsie lovers but, huh? Those things smell like Cheetos and have overgrown nails sticking out. Pass.
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