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The best way to enjoy any sexual activity is to be in the mood. Being turned on helps you relax both mentally and physically which, in turn, helps you fit a big or very small dildo in, but also actually enjoy it. Starting small with a finger and clitoral stimulation can make it easier to fit a big toy in, and lube is always a great way to make sure any toy can glide in easily.
Once upon a time, there was a dildo called the Luzarte Jollet, it was adorable, innovative, & shaped to fit the female anatomy better than a bio dick! Clear silicone dildos were a rare thing and ones that looked and felt like this even rarer…. and then POOF, it was gone forever.
Writer and lesbian culture guru Diana Cage muses about what to call her toys. ‘I can’t say the word dildo! I just wont do it. It just sounds too much like Bilbo, as in Bilbo Baggins. Why not dildo? Well, it’s not sexy. Why can’t we say cock? Or dick? Or tool, or toy or anything besides dildo. Personally, I think the term cock is just dandy. Queer females have de-maled, demasculinized, and degendered the word cock.’
I can’t say the word dildo! I just wont do it. It just sounds too much like Bilbo, as in Bilbo Baggins. It makes me hear all the lyrics of Leonard Nimoy’s The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins in my head. In fact, it’s so insidious I will now force you to make that connection as well by presenting you with this video:
Sex toy offerings have improved dramatically since the 80s when the Rabbit was all the rage. There are toys for all genders, for solo and partnered sex, for sex in the same room or across an ocean. Vibrating toys, crystal toys, waterproof toys. Toys that penetrate two people at once. Some are soft and buttery, made to nestle in the palm of your hand. Others are sleek and steel (warm those puppies up first!) and curve to fit inside. Some suction to shower walls. Others are like Russian nesting dolls – a vibe inside a dildo inside a person. Like the Turducken of sex.










