Dildo on floor

The carpet floor, as well as some wooden floors, won’t work. Simply because some surfaces don’t have conditions to suck the extra air out so you can stick your dildo.

Pro Tip: You can’t mount your suction cup dildo on carpeted areas; this only works on tiled or hardwood floors. Fortunately, tiled and hardwood floors can be found anywhere around your house, like the kitchen floor, bedroom floor, or bathroom floor.

You can use the floor and be in two of the sexiest positions: sitting position or prone. Firstly, let’s dive into the sitting position – you will need to use a pillow on your butt for support. Stick it on your floor and place both hands behind your hips to support your body. Then, lift your hips and legs as you tip the dildo to your opening. Guide it inside your body and enjoy hands-free pleasure.

Horizontal: Mounting a dildo on a horizontal surface gives me a bit more control: I can lean forward (to get a good curve) or backward without putting awkward pressure on my lower back. But…getting the right height is the problem when you have a dildo stuck on a floor/chair/desk, etc.!

As you can tell from this post, I totally support safely perverting household objects—seriously, though, with your insertable toys (and be cautious about lying Amazon vendors). But I myself have a hard time comfortably using a dildo that’s stuck to the floor. For vaginal, cowgirl-style use, I need some elevation under my dildo, or else the weight of my legs makes my feet start getting really tingly, really quickly. I’ve tried mounting longer dildos on my closet’s laminate floor, and this is OK only if I have a stack of pillows/a shelf in front of me to hold onto. Still, I’m not quite sure what to do with my legs. If you have shorter thighs and/or you’re not as particular about comfort as I am, this could be a good option.