Tits in beach

In an even semi-evolved town, I’d welcome it. Maybe it would take some of the pressure off of the lifeguards who guys watch like porn from their beach chairs. Maybe if we all whipped out our tits, it would distract the oglers, give them more to look at, protect our teenage girls. Maybe we could take it as an opportunity to show the people in our neighborhood all the shapes and sizes or boobies and we’d demystify them. Maybe we’d all communally evolve. Maybe the Tooth Fairy is dating George Clooney.

– It’s okay to show tits on the beach but the pussy has to be hidden from view. So keep your bikini bottoms on but try to minimise the surface it covers.